Food Porn Meme

Yikes! My blog is only a few months old and already my tag cherry has been popped!! And I must say, its been tagged with true style as well. The veracious Purple Goddess has tagged me for the Food Porn Meme, started by Rosie of Smokey Mountain Breakdown. So hopefully I get this right, as I haven't had a lot of experince is this blogging world, but food porn sounds almost as exciting as shoe porn!

1. What food do you consider the best “date” food? In other words, what meal or food item do you think is sexiest to eat in the company of someone you would like to look sexy around?

Date food? Ummm, ok.... let me think about this.... Grumbles and I really haven't been on a date in a very, very long time (like 13 years) but if I wanted to be all sexy around him I think it would be something you eat with your fingers, lots of licking and sucking and all that, so maybe ... KFC! Oh, or pizza from this little pizza shop that doesn't exist anymore, where the oil used to dribble everywhere and you were forever licking all that yummy stuff off yourself.

However, if it was 'sex' food.... I think I can quite happily drizzle, mmmmm, yes.... warm chocolate fudge and.... (is it getting hot in here?)

2. What well-known person would you like to share a meal with—with or without clothing. (saying whether or not clothes are involved is optional).

That guy off Supernatural, the one who plays Dean (I have no idea what his name is), him. He can start in his grubby, ass hugging jeans and his dark chest gripping tee and his worn leather jacket, with that cute, half smart ass, half "I want you" grin. And as each course of drippy, saucy, finger licking good food is dished up, he can strip off an item. Dessert can be him.... and warm chocolate fudge sauce.... (really, is it warm, or is it just me?)

3. What does your perfect breakfast-in-bed look like? (Food AND the details, please. Candles? Music? Flowers? Hot tub? Dancing girls?

Like a few other meme writers have said, I don't think food and bed works for me. There's crumbs, and coffee dribbling down your chin, and its just uncomfortable. However, if breaky was served in a hot tub, then your talking. There would be bubbly, and fruit, and croissants, a little cheese, candles, scented bath oils, and massaging.... (seriously, its like 35 degress here!)

4. What do you consider the best application of whipped cream to be?

What else, but to go with the warm chocolate fudge sauce.

5. Oh-God-No, Biff, the yacht is sinking! You are sent to the galley to retrieve the food. What luxury food items do you snatch first? The champagne? The caviar? Smoked Salmon? Truffles? Chocolate? Or something else?

I mentioned this one to Grumbles, and he said "the esky, it'll float so you can hang on to it and it has beer". But I respond with, "do luxury yachts have eskies?" Apparently a fridge will also float, so not only do we have beer (Carlton Dry Fusion please), but there is also the bubbly, the cheese, the dark chocolate (even though i wouldn't normally keep it in the fridge, I would make exceptions for floating in the ocean), and also the eye fillet steaks so we can have a cook up while stranded on a tropical island somewhere... Just us, and island and chocolate fudge sauce....

Ummm, ok, so I'm meant to tag 5 other people to join in on the fun. This might be hard, but I'll see how I go. I don't tend to comment much, I'm usually a lurker, so hopefully these people don't find it odd me tagging them.

Culinary Concoctions by Peabody - I love how she can bake so often, and always do something different and delicious looking and then she can photograph it so I don't even need to lick the screen to see how it tastes.

Diary of a Madcow - Ok, so Madcow writes about her hilarious family life, but I know MC is also a food snob. She assures me foie gras is delectable but I don't believe her, but then I don't eat offal. Still I reckon she will do a pisser of a response to this meme.

Smitten Kitchen - I fell in love with her Blondies on first sight a couple of weeks ago and its been a one sided love affair ever since.

Ummm, can that do for now. If anyone else wants to join in on the fun, let me know. :)